For the sake of this explanation and to rid ourselves of any bougie classists, let's agree to use regular old bottles of Reddi-Whip. Whip-It! Brand: The Original Whipped Cream Chargers, 10-Packīut for the plebeian user, which is most of you, selecting a whip-it is simply a matter of making the choice between a whipped cream bottle or a balloon with a nitrous oxide tank. Plus, you can suck the nitrous straight from the tap (don't worry about it, that's expert whip-it jargon. The dispenser, though steeper in price, makes for a lovely wedding or housewarming gift. Whip-It canisters can be purchased virtually anywhere and are extremely afforadble. Even Demi, uneducated user as she was, probably called up her whip-it guy and was all, "gimme the Golden Goose" or, "I'll take the Nomad's Sandstorm with a Miranda From Sex and the City twist." The heart wants what the heart wants.įor those of you just one step below in the whip-it caste system, might I suggest investing in canisters and a dispenser. The first thing every whipiteering girl and boy must decide is what kind of whip-it they will use.
If you have never done whip-its before, you can keep yourself out of harm's way by following the three W's: What, Whip, and Where. The Secrets Gay Men Don't Want Straight People to KnowĪs gay men and lesbians get closer and closer to the mainstream they've often traded in their… Also, don't be a goober you should know what a whip-it is and how to do it by now. There is a right way to do them and I am here to teach you how. So while I wish Demi a speedy recovery, it is important that you all stop doing whip-its (not to be confused with my favorite butthole relaxant and room odorizer, Poppers) the wrong way. If we are anything here at Gawker, we are educators first and foremost. After Demi Moore's recent whip-it fiasco, it's become apparent that some of you do not know how to use whip-its.
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